• Rectangular MDF wood sublimation keychain blank kit featuring a funny gardening pun design with a dirt bag and shovel that reads I spend my free time with hoes & dirt bags, shown with keyring hardware.
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"Hoes & Dirt Bags" Funny Gardening Keychain Bundle Kit

"Hoes & Dirt Bags" Funny Gardening Keychain Bundle Kit

$1.75 USD
$1.75 USD
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Skip the Printing. Just Press, Assemble, and Sell!

Are you looking for high-margin, humorous items for your boutique, spring/summer lines, or upcoming craft fair? This complete sublimation keychain kit gives you everything you need to create retail-ready products using just a heat press—no expensive printing setup required!

Each kit includes a premium, rectangular Unisub MDF wood blank, a vibrant pre-printed sublimation transfer, and the metal keyring hardware. We handle the printing and the legal licensing from the original graphic designer, so you can focus entirely on pressing and scaling your business.

What’s Included in Your Kit

  • 1x Premium Rectangular Sublimation Blank: Precision cut from genuine Unisub MDF wood for maximum color vibrancy. Measures "2.23" wide x 2.93" Height and is 1/8" thick.
  • 1x Ready-to-Press Sublimation Transfer: Features a legally licensed, high-resolution humorous gardening design if required.
  • 1x Premium Assembly Hardware: High-quality split keyring and plastic connector tab included.

Key Features & Technical Details

  • No Sublimation Printer Required: Perfect for home crafters and small business owners who only own a heat press.
  • Custom Finish Options: Available in your choice of a brilliant high-gloss or a smooth, modern matte finish to match your brand's aesthetic.
  • Legally Cleared Artwork: Laugh-out-loud funny gardening pun design featuring a rustic canvas bag of soil, a garden spade shovel, and delicate little flowers over a distressed vintage backdrop. The bold, playful text reads: "I spend my free time with hoes & dirt bags". Fully cleared for commercial retail resale.
  • Classic Rectangular Footprint: The clean vertical rectangle profile provides excellent surface area for bold typography and premium graphic layouts while resting comfortably in a pocket or purse.
  • Space & Time Saver: Eliminates the need for expensive inks, specialized paper, and design software. Great for tight production timelines and low-inventory storage.

Natural Material & Crafting Characteristics

Please Note: Because these premium MDF blanks are precision laser-cut to perfectly match the design's silhouette, you may notice minor cosmetic charring, smoke marks, or natural dark edges on the back or sides of the blank. This is a normal and expected characteristic of the laser-cutting manufacturing process on real wood composites. It does not affect the sublimation coating, the front design, or the quality of your finished pressed product.

Production & Pressing Instructions

  1. Prepare: Set your heat press between 380-400 degrees. Because every brand and model of heat press runs a little bit differently, you may need to adjust your temperature within this range for optimal results. Carefully peel the clear protective plastic film off the MDF wood blank.
  2. Align: Secure the pre-printed sublimation transfer face-down onto the blank using either heat-resistant tape or a light mist of 3M brand repositionable spray.
  3. Press: Press with medium pressure for 50–60 seconds.
  4. Assemble: Let it cool completely, peel the paper, attach the plastic tab through the hole, and snap on the metal keyring.
⚠️ Note: A flat-bed heat press or easy press is required to complete this item. Sublimation printers, ink, alignment adhesives (tape/spray), and heat presses are not included in this kit.

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